Bad Animals

It all started with a dinosaur. I discovered I could draw one using a loophole in my screensaver software. Over the years, I’ve drawn literally thousands of animals. All bad. All original. Each one made for someone special, for some special reason or another. In 1998, I won a gold national Addy award for my company Christmas card featuring Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer. I should have gone pro. But I didn’t. I just kept cranking them out and giving them away to the people I cared about. Anyway, they always made people smile and I figured everyone could use a smile these days. So lighten up. The drawings may be bad. But it could always be worse.

Crow Boarder

Crow Boarder

Crowboarding

When Pigs Fly

When Pigs Fly

When Monkeys Tag

When Monkeys Tag

Penguin on nude beach

Penguin on Nude Beach

Egyptian Cobra with underdeveloped lats

Egyptian Cobra with underdeveloped lats

Egyptian Cobra with underdeveloped lats

cross eyed possum

Cross Eyed Possum

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PAPO

Baby Monkey

Baby Monkey, riding backwards on a pig.

Elephant with an eating disorder

Elephant with an eating disorder

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Goat